Split screen tv
Last weekend, Mrs. Alphageek and I faced a problem: there were two good college football games on at once. How could we watch both? I did not even panic while drinking my bourbon because I have the situation well in hand. I simply fired up the satellite box and split the screen! Then, we can watch both games at the same time. I know what you are thinking, "I am reading the Alphageek site. He just doctored the photo. Does he think I am stupid?" While I know what you are thinking, you do not know what I am thinking and I don't think you are stupid. I am the Alphageek, so of course I think more than you. Thinking is what I do while you are goofing off. Thinking is how I got the position of Alphageek.
But enough about thinking, let's get back to the tv. I guess my only defense against a doctored photo is simple: if I were trying to fake a photo, I would have put four(!) screens on the tv at once. It would be nice to get bigger pictures, but I could just use the small pictures as an excuse to buy Mrs. Alphageek a 60" tv for our anniversary.
But enough about thinking, let's get back to the tv. I guess my only defense against a doctored photo is simple: if I were trying to fake a photo, I would have put four(!) screens on the tv at once. It would be nice to get bigger pictures, but I could just use the small pictures as an excuse to buy Mrs. Alphageek a 60" tv for our anniversary.