I once called Mrs. Alphageek and exclaimed into the phone "there's poo everywhere!". A dog pooed in the yard and I stepped in the poo. It was cold outside (good) so I did not smell the poo. Once I got in the car and the car heated up (bad) the poo began to smell very bad. That is when Mrs. Alphageek got the call.
In honor of this phone call, I took this picture at the Franklin Mineral Museum in Franklin, NJ. This is a picture of poo fossils. I took several more that I will be posting later, so you may wish to check back later for more information.